Congressional, White House, UFO-related Constituent Correspondence, 1998

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Congress blows $120 million

I'm madder than R2D2 with a loose bolt that our free-spending Congress is paying 120 million bucks or hard-earned tax money on a project to contact space aliens!

Let's face it — why the hell are we spending big bucks looking for space aliens when they land here all the time?

All the eggheads at NASA have to do is look out the window on a clear night and they'd see more UFOs than you could shake a stick at.

But no, they'd rather 'waste tons of taxpayers' cash.

Dr. Ruth Jones Hamer is the scientific queenpin behind this stupid Search for Extra-terrestrial Intelligence project that is expected to cost a whopping $120 million over the next 10 years.

But what makes me so pig-biting mad is that we're aiming all these high-tech electronic listening devices at stars where only the most dimwitted aliens live.

That's right, folks — stupid aliens.

If they were smart, they would have already have contacted us, wouldn't they?

Or at least buzzed Earth in one of those UFOs people are seeing all the time.

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SCIENTIFIC QUEENPIN: Dr. Ruth Jones Hamer.

trying to talk to extraterrestrials

... & TAXPAYERS ARE FOOTING THE BILL

IT'S a waste of taxpayers' hard-earned money trying to contact space aliens, says Ed Anger. Inset, newspapers from around the world report on NASA's funding for Dr. Ruth Jones Hamer's project.

line is that smart aliens are already here and the only ones we'll contact by radio waves are so dumb they'll never answer us anyway.

In fact, even if we did make contact with these half-cock-roach, half-fish civilizations, what the hell are we going to learn from 'em — how to live under rocks?

Why the hell don't WE get spes and try to learn everything we

can about space creatures who are already here for Pete's sake?

Those are the light-bulb heads we have to worry about. I've said it before and I'll say it again, the only good space alien is a dead space alien.

If these suckers are so damn smart, don't you ever wonder why the hell they haven't gone public?

Because most of them are evil and want to colonize the

Earth and make humans into slaves, that's why.

So I've got a better way to spend 120 million bucks — let's spend it on alien trans- tiles eat and end this alien threat to Earth once and for all.

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